mommy daddy

A father that has been there for you as both your mom an dad when your mother was never there or vice versa

Thanks for being my mommy daddy it shows how much of a parent you are

mommy daddy by umm_ya March 30, 2015

Mommy/Daddy Jacking 

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

Mommy/Daddy Jacking by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017

mommy daddy dance 

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

mommy daddy dance by wayne dyce September 28, 2008

mommy-daddy button 

The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"

mommy-daddy button by Phil Mehard March 24, 2005

Mommy Daddy Time

A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.

Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.

The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.

I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.

Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.

Mommy Daddy Time by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016

mommy-daddy button 

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

mommy-daddy button by Flo January 28, 2004

mommy daddy bullshit

Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.

You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.

mommy daddy bullshit by Tsekub August 24, 2018