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salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

Salutatorian 

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Salutatorian by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

Salvatorian 

Doing something that only the number one son, Salvatore, would do.

Acting like a cavone

Wearing too much cologne, especially Drakkar or Polo.

Using 32 oz. of Purell every day.
That's so Salvatorian!

The way you gel up your 10 hairs on your head is so Salvatorian.
Salvatorian by thetruthRI July 7, 2011

salvatorian roman catholic college 

Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.
U see him he comes from salvatorian roman catholic college
Me: have u got salvo disease? :/

salatorian 

someone who bribes for money and asks for it
this person is being a salatorian
salatorian by littleman28 October 4, 2021