turd sandwich 

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

turd sandwich 

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

turd sandwich by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

turd sandwich 

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

turd sandwich 

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

turd sandwich by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

turd sandwich 

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

Turd Sandwich 

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

Turd Sandwich by B R O September 1, 2008

turd sandwich 

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

turd sandwich by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006