Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

Workabout by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

forbidden pre workout 

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

forbidden pre workout by anonymous April 28, 2022

Forbidden Pre Workout 

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.

I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.

Forbidden Pre Workout by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022

Workout Hangover 

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.

I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.

Workout Hangover by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011

Pre-workout 

A mild form of cocaine.

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!

Pre-workout by mrginch June 11, 2014

Jewish Workout 

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

Jewish Workout by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

Rari workout 

When one pumps their arms up and down repeatedly to music by lethal bizzle. (as if they were pulling down on a cord)
Lethal bizzle created this in his snapchats while in his Ferrari on his way to the gym while listening to DENCH tunes.

*DENCH tune playing, pumping arm up and down*
"RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT"

Rari workout by @Matt_Tierney99 April 30, 2014