meat salad 

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

meat salad by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

Meat Salad 

someone whom is of no use to anyone.

you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.

Meat Salad by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

meat salad 

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...

~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...

meat salad by 1:30 a.m. foods July 1, 2008

Meat Salad 

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.

I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.

Meat Salad by The Painsley May 29, 2010

Meat Salad 

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

Meat Salad by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Meat Salad 

A woman's vagina; particularly the labia.

He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.

Meat Salad by G Grass March 15, 2009

meat salad 

that bike over in the corner of the garage that has a new set of handle bars but also three flat tires and a rusty chain; the delectable-looking box of brownies that Johnny brings into class when you know that he's got a terrible drooling problem and his mother let him help with the baking; a myriad of beverages you encounter in a perfectly lit vending machine, however, every single choice is diet

basically, a large quantity of something that would normally be great but no one really wants or knows what to do with

in summation: "whatever"

"I got to go see my favorite band ever on a paid weekend excursion; but to my dismay the homeless man riding next to me in the bus to our destination, some city named Toledo, threw up vigorously upon my lap. It was meat salad"

"He tried to wear the same color pants, shirt, and shoes but they were slightly different tones; and to tell you the truth, the idea wasn't all too great of one in the first place. The result, and I'm not speaking of Lady GaGa, was a sort of meat-salad outfit."

"I could have gotten you a roast beef sub instead of this tuna-pickle sandwich on pumpernickel, but the lady at the deli counter told me that the beef was fourteen days old."

meat salad by siezeallofthethings December 12, 2012