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spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.
"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"
Double Vagination by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013

Vagination 

The process of becoming a bitch, metaphorical transformation to a vagina;
becoming a bitch, bitching out of being a man.
"Coach, he can't return to the game. The Vagination began shortly after the injury."
Vagination by sillyweregermanjenkins September 19, 2012

Vagination 

The action or process of forming ideas and concepts used to get a female into bed.
Hooking up with that hot girl last night required a lot of vagination.
Vagination by JoeyJoJoe August 20, 2008