pnorkel

someone who is at the pinnacle of being a dickhead.

John Howard is a pnorkel.

pnorkel by Doggie_1 May 30, 2008

Pnorkel

A nerd, geek or dork.
Someone usually associated with computers.

Garry is a complete pnorkel.

Pnorkel by TheOak January 14, 2006

panorkel 

A term coined in the late 2000's by John "The Plant" Plant, Panorkel generally refers to an erect horse penis.

Mother of god! Look at the size of that Panorkel!

panorkel by VIP-00 January 19, 2016

porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porkeling 

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

porkeling by Thomas J April 4, 2006

penorkel 

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.

Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.

penorkel by Boomer03 October 30, 2012

Porkel 

A snorkel for when the pussy is too wet and drowning becomes a legitimate concern

She was so wet I needed my Porkel to breathe

Porkel by Wannaband23 July 14, 2015