ansen 

sex god

I need an ansen in my life.

ansen by lucy lu April 28, 2016

Ansen 

The boy of your dreams. He is cute, nice, and funny. He has his bad sides, but who doesn't? He will treat you like royalty and he is very loyal. If you ever get an Ansen, then keep him.

Allison: "Did you hear that ____ is dating Ansen now?!"
Person: "Wow, she's lucky, Ansen is a dream boy."

Ansen by Awhclqudz March 27, 2021

Ansen 

Ansen, usually accompanied by his loyal homosexual sidekick, Lifan Zeng, is a literal fuck machine. His alias while on the hunt for bitches to feast on is Lil Bit

Archit: Dayum chigga, you see Ansen with like 5 bitches last night?
Ankit: Yea, I did! And his sidekick, Lifan, was dicking down like 9 other starving Africans!
Niraj: DONT DP IN MY HOUSE

Ansen by Lil Bitty Titty February 12, 2018

Ansen 

Ansen is the Ubermensch, the ultimate superior version of man. His vast grin betrays the vastness of his wisdom and goodwill to all of mankind. His wide eyes represent his true all-piercing sight. Nothing is beyond him, everyone is below him. He will establish his rightful fascist empire and all will salute his presence.

You walk slow, Ansen

- A foolish heretic

Ansen by Doll head collector September 26, 2022

dirty ansen 

Someone who puts his penis in your ass fingers your Vagina but also feeds you a grilled cheese sandwich

Someone gave me a dirty Ansen and the grilled cheese was amazing

dirty ansen by Asely October 16, 2021

ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.

Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

ansel elgort syndrome by Brooklyn-Define-Define May 7, 2018

absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014