Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

shit nugget by John May 31, 2004

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Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.

mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"

Shit nuggets by William Britton March 6, 2008

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Shit Nugget

A phrase said when one is either surprised, annoyed or angry at something or someone.

Commonly used as a noun to depreciate someone, it can also be used as a descriptive adjective (mostly when used in plural form) to enlighten others of your mood about what you are doing or experiencing.

Main meaning: The small build up of a nugget that hangs from the hair on your asshole or freely lets go into the aether and enjoys it's life as a fully independent unliving entity.

E.g

Noun:
"Man, that guy is such a shit nugget"

Adjective:
"Holy shit nugget(s), that scene was dark af"

Shit Nugget by Flameboy66 August 29, 2020

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shit nuggets means shit

oh shit nuggets i left my stuff in your car!

shit nuggets by hurricane katrina71898 August 25, 2010

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