screensnot 

When you're using your phone, and you sneeze, then you get snot all over your screen

1: Dude you you have any tissues?
2: Why?
3: I just screensnotted all over my phone

screensnot by i give up February 21, 2015

Screenshit 

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad

Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

Screenshit by idontreallyknowwhattotype November 29, 2021

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

My body took a screenshot by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

Screenshit 

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly

“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot”
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

Screenshit by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 9, 2022

Screenshots or it didn't happen 

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."

Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

Screenshots or it didn't happen by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007