Skip to main content

Necroliking 

The action performed when one person "likes" a person's Facebook picture or status from a long time ago in order to ressurect the post from the "dead". This is done either by accident, which is embrassing for the "Necroliker", as it shows he/she has been lurking in the depths of a person's profile (i.e. "stalking"), or done by someone intentionally in order to purposefully embarrass someone by bringing back awful pictures back in the junior high years, or to show the world that someone had a terrible idea, philosophy, or to show that someone was illiterate, and had awful grammar and spelling. By "necroliking", the post goes on everyone's newsfeed and can then be seen by other people despite how old the post is.
"I am going to be necroliking your stuff tonight if you don't give me that bread"
"No, don't! Everyone will see that embrassing picture of the Christmas party!!"
Necroliking by orangekoala777 February 16, 2015
Necroliking mug front
Get the Necroliking mug.
See more merch

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery 

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

necrolingus 

The fine art of performing cunnilingus on a female corpse.
Nothing would give grandma a better sendoff than a solid session of necrolingus.
necrolingus by Mmm_peanuts October 31, 2018

Necrotizing fascists 

This refers to racists and contrary to popular beliefs is not, I repeat not se flesh eating virus necrotizing fasciitis. Nazi's or racists is what's being referred to here ladies and gentlemen, racists and racist.
I caught another hospital bill due to necrotizing fascists.
Necrotizing fascists by bushlight November 16, 2018

necrotizing bumpititis 

A play on the popular term "necrobump," it is the act of commenting or liking a dormant post on a forum, Facebook, etc to bring it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum..
Wow look at the photo Andrew just liked on Facebook, it's from 2007! He must have a serious case of necrotizing bumpititis..
necrotizing bumpititis by the_Domski February 22, 2014