Baby Horse 

A trojan condom of any kind.

Bob: Aye bro, Im finna smash ole girl, but I aint got no condom
Jack: Its straight bro, I got this lil baby horse I can lend you

Baby Horse by SleazyPanda January 27, 2015

Clown-baby horse without hooves

A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york

Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves

Blake: Wow that's really exotic

Clown-baby horse without hooves by Laurenleo February 10, 2019

baby whale horse 

1 NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2 ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance

1 "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2 "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

baby whale horse by beth, HOLLER July 29, 2006

horse magic baby juice 

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

horse magic baby juice by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017

babyhouse 

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.

Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.

babyhouse by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019