lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.

I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.

lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009

flash listings 

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.

That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.

flash listings by mikie the yorkie April 2, 2008

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

ever lasting fire dragon by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

lashings 

Lashings of:
A large indefinite amount of.
Synonymous with: heaps of, loads of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of etc.

NB. Often used with cream/ custard etc (perhaps has a sort of onomatopoeic meaning)

Mum always puts lashings of cream on the pudding.

lashings by zimman August 28, 2005

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

long lasting by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

every-lasting knobb gobber by K1D November 27, 2012