bristles 

Ones pubic hair that has been trimmed very fine but not completely therefore resembling bristles from a broom or brush like object.

Last night i was about to bang this chick when she pulled down her panties and i could see that she had bristles so i cleaned my nails instead

bristles by yipyapsnappap March 12, 2008

Bristles in the Wind 

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

Bristles in the Wind by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

mr bristles 

The Name of an electric toothbrush that a girl has a good time with ;)

Ana needs to hurry up masturbating with mr bristles, i want my dang pudding!

mr bristles by Phillip coolberg June 20, 2011

Afghan Bristles 

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

Afghan Bristles by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

muff bristles 

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

muff bristles by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Trim those unicorn bristles 

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

Trim those unicorn bristles by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

bristle scrunchie by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021