festivious 

Festive like.

You look very festivious today.

festivious by Babblebliss December 13, 2014

festivus pole 

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

festivus pole by matelalique December 16, 2011

Feptitious 

Fep-ti-tious

To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.

Used in response to a rhetorical question.

"Stop being feptitious"

Feptitious by Beanamatron September 12, 2011

Festivus

n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.

A Festivus for the rest of us! -George Costanza

Festivus by Gibson December 22, 2003

festivous 

A misspelling of Festivus

festivous is not Festivus

festivous by holloway December 21, 2006

Festivus

Festivus is a holiday created by Mr. Castanza after he failed to buy a doll for his beloved son George. This holiday celebrates the things that grieved you for the past solar cycle (1 year). It is celebrated annually on December 23rd by the Castanza household and Seinfeld super-fans. The abscence of a tree is replaced by an aluminum pole. A festivus ritual is two people wrestling each other remorselessly and the head of the family is to be pinned. The holiday's motto is a festivus for the rest of us. For a period of over 20 years, Festivus was suspended from celebration only to be reencarnated by Cosmo Cramer in 1998.

Another Festivus miracle!

Festivus by A Hizzler November 13, 2004

fastidious 

an adjective that describes a person or something that is hard to please.

The child's fastidious appetite resulted in the family going to a different restaurant.

fastidious by um. December 7, 2003