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Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015
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Nomophobia 

Fear of being away from a mobile phone
Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia
Nomophobia by ravi001 August 31, 2015

Nomnomnami

A very popular asexual artist and game dev. I first encountered this amazing person online in itch.io a few years back. Some of the most popular indie games of this artist include "her tears were my light", "bad end theater", "drowning drowning", "syrup and the ultimate sweet", "astral garden", etc. Also, a very funny and caring person.
Guy: I've played a lot of games from the talented artist, Nomnomnami.
Girl: That's amazing. I thought that only girls played Nomnomnami's games, haha.
Nomnomnami by LaserImouto June 28, 2022

Nomophobic 

The fear of being out of mobile phone contact. The term is an abbreviation for "no-mobile-phone phobia". It causes physical side effects such as panic attack, shortness of breath, dizziness, trembling, sweating, accelerated heart rate, chest pain and nausea.

SecurEnvoy's study found that 70% of female respondents fear losing their phones, compared with 61% of male respondents. However, men are more likely to have two phones than women, which may account for that discrepancy.

People 18-24 tend to be the most nomophobic (77%), followed by people aged 25-34 (68%). The third most nomophobic group is 55 and older.
Oh no, I can't find my cellphone ANYWHERE and I'm nomophobic - what if someone calls for an emergency, what if someone stole my phone? I'm panicking, help!!
Nomophobic by NDG June 19, 2013
A patient person with a heart of gold. Always willing to lend a helping hand to those in need. But you don't want to be in her bad books, she'll forget you even exist if you do her wrong.
She taught 5 year old Lwandle how to write her name, she has a Nomonde.
Nomonde by Loono.x January 29, 2021

Nomnomsplash 

Laphandra loved her Whopper so much, she wouldn't even put them down to have a shite, she'd just nomnomsplash that bad boy.
Nomnomsplash by Poodle's Precious January 29, 2009