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man who has uncontrolable tempor...will freak out at little things such as poking
damn why does he always lacorte when i tap his shoulder?
lacorte by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003
A hot ass guy i want to date/bang
Wow i really want to lacorte you!
lacorte by its a secret!! April 1, 2003
a human being with no testicles..only a scrotum...also the poor motherfucker isnt circumsized
Yo im gonna fuck up that lacorte!
lacorte by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003
It actually has a crocodile, not an alligator, as the logo. It's considered "preppy" by most people, and it often times seen with the collar popped. Made of high quality cotton ang go for about $70 in the states.
Guy 1- Hey, did you see that guy with the crocodile on his shirt?

Guy 2- Yeah, I think it was a Lacoste.
lacoste by Heather February 25, 2005

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003
Jean Rene' Lacoste first established this brand in 1933. He was a tennis player and wanted a nice breathable polo to wear while playing tennis. Lacoste is not your normal polo, each polo goes through rigorus testing to make sure the colors do not fade. You see, it all starts in a field of cotton... only the finest and strongest are selected to create the lacoste products. Lacoste also have a nice selection of shoes, accessories and perfumes. Lacoste has been out in the market for 72 years and is still selling, although the prices are a little high (you get what you pay for)
Lacoste makes the finest clothes out there.
lacoste by Chris Edwards July 31, 2005