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feltsack 

to use sand paper on ones balls and then polish with bees wax until shiny.
I have never seen such a feltsack before! he must have been rubbing his scrotum for hours.
feltsack by Edner Sewage January 22, 2007
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fettsackdownie 

When somebody is overweight and is also dyagnoses with downsyndrome.
-Hey Marco, I heard you are a Fettsackdownie.
-Yeah, thats true!
fettsackdownie by dario1999 December 25, 2018

FettsÄcke 

A young religion dedicated to the worship of feggos (see definition of feggo). The religion teaches values from the support and encouragement of pederasty to the mass ejecting of brain changing drugs into infants.
Math teacher: What religion do you believe in?

Jannick: I believe in FettsÄcke, the truth, the everything
FettsÄcke by onkel machmut December 12, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026