Brutal Genital Punishment: when your penis is too big and its not even pleasurable or when you bang somebody so hard it becomes unpleasurable for the woman
john smith: my penis to big
bonqueque: why do you say that
john smith: because everytime i have sex with somebody they cry like its not even sex anymore its just B.G.P
A: Hey, remember whenSteve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b