TMW 

that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk

TMW by pat November 13, 2014

TMW 

The internet shortening "TMW" stands for That Moment When, and has multiple definitions. For example, Too Much Work, Tomorrow, etc.

tmw you realize you left the sink running
tmw you forgot your keys to your house at work

TMW by Jaunt Ron October 3, 2015

tmw 

"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day

Vera-Have you sent photo

Ghastly-I will do it tmw

tmw by Ghastly April 23, 2005

TMW 

Tits move wildly

Eddie: wowie the tmw
nathan: no thats just bacon stop it

TMW by gazorp June 11, 2018

tmw 

Too much work.

Person 1: Do the dishes.

Person 2: tmw.

tmw by TheoLeo. July 12, 2011

tmw 

An acronym for the quickly spreading phrase: Touch My Wiener

John: Hey Susie, tmw?

Susie: What about tomaro?

alternative response,

Susie: Sure, where's good for you?

tmw by debomb4000 March 14, 2010

TMW 

Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."

Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)

TMW by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011