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a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
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A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

Kill a Pedo Day 

On November 13th, people are allowed to brutally murder pedophiles in any way they want. The pedophiles can’t do anything to defend themselves.
Person 1: hey it’s “kill a pedo day.”

Person 2: YEAH LETS MURDER THEM FUCKS!
Kill a Pedo Day by Brodym5ster November 4, 2022

pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.
Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.
pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011

pedofork 

A combination of the words "Pedophile" and "Dork". Coined by the infamous Christian Weston Chandler.
I am not a pedofork, you dork!
pedofork by Count Graduon September 6, 2012

pedowood 

Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.
Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?
pedowood by deepspace10 July 2, 2020