Moby Dick 

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

Moby Dick by Melville119 May 31, 2011

Moby Dick 

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

Moby Dick by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

moby dick 

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

moby dick by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

moby dick 

An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.

50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.

moby dick by bonzorocks May 21, 2004

Moby Dick 

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

Moby Dick by SamAmy February 19, 2009

Moby dick 

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

Moby dick by knottawanker February 21, 2010

moby dick 

when you have sex with a whale

I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"

moby dick by Ymca Mouse Cat Acadamy November 25, 2010