Tubist 

A tubist is the fierce ass tuba players who are genuinely the greatest people in the band, preferably the marching band

“Oh look at that fierce ass tubist guuuurl she MUST be the coolest person ever

Tubist by Llama llicker July 27, 2018

tubist 

A tubist is a fat man which plays the tuba. They tend to have big dicks.

Wow! Jacob, could sure be a tubist until you realize he has no dick!

tubist by Tuba69 July 7, 2014

Krunk Tubist 

A tuba player that can play really well and nows how to dance and get down at the football games while playing, see krunkerdunkerkrucialness

Casedawg is a Krunk Tubist

Krunk Tubist by Casedawg December 19, 2003

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tubesteak Shuffle by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

tubster 

a slang term for a really big man

That man is 6’ 7’ and is fat. He’s a tubster!

tubster by N01CE May 16, 2018

Tubstuck 

A noun describing an event whereby a morbidly obese person becomes lodged in a tub. This is usually caused by air being trapped in between back fat and the porcelain tubs surface creating a suctioning effect.

My wife carried me through 5 heart attacks and 3 tubstucks.

Tubstuck by Wqrdsmith June 18, 2020

tubestalking 

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)

It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.

tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005