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A tubist is a fat man which plays the tuba. They tend to have big dicks.
Wow! Jacob, could sure be a tubist until you realize he has no dick!
tubist by Tuba69 July 7, 2014

Krunk Tubist 

A tuba player that can play really well and nows how to dance and get down at the football games while playing, see krunkerdunkerkrucialness
Krunk Tubist by Casedawg December 19, 2003

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
a slang term for a really big man
That man is 6’ 7’ and is fat. He’s a tubster!
tubster by N01CE May 16, 2018

Tubstuck 

A noun describing an event whereby a morbidly obese person becomes lodged in a tub. This is usually caused by air being trapped in between back fat and the porcelain tubs surface creating a suctioning effect.
My wife carried me through 5 heart attacks and 3 tubstucks.
Tubstuck by Wqrdsmith June 18, 2020

tubestalking 

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)
It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.
tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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