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brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010

brosefino 

Another step in the evolution of brother, bro, brosef. A little more endearing than brosef, less likely to be used in annoyance. More like "hey buddy" or "whattup little bro."
Brosefino! Good to see you!
brosefino by Jeffrey John October 5, 2007
1. Female counterpart of brosef, aka bro.

2. Synonymous with broho.

3. Term for friend or sister, female.
"Check out the lift on that brosefina's truck".
Brosefina by Slutty Seymore March 20, 2009

Brosification 

The process through which a neighborhood becomes more friendly to bro culture (brosified). Similar to gentrification, but more laid back. Common indicators of brosification include increased frequency of high-fives, shirtless men, and an inexplicable growth in the popularity of singer-songwriters with acoustic guitars. Brosification of an area generally occurs following long-term hipster infestation. Once an area has been suitably deemed “hip” long enough for the general population to notice, ordinary people and college students will begin to visit the area more frequently to consume its culture. Though they are often considered slower than the rest of the pack, bros have an innate sense of where the party at. It is unclear whether hipsters depart brosified districts because they are no longer cool, or are pushed out by the overt demonstrations of affection and popular culture preferred by the bros, but hipster populations decline in direct correlation to brosification. There is no known method to reverse the effects of brosification. Once there are enough bars and other venues to satisfy a tour of bros, they will not leave the area except for occasional trips to the beach and/or outdoor music festivals. Further study of this phenomenon is highly recommended in order to understand the larger implications to society.
This neighborhood has seen some serious brosification, man. Bros, shirtless bros everywhere.
Brosification by toezilla August 8, 2014

Brolification 

When a dude and another dude experiences a situation from being dudes to turning into bros, which will continue into a Bromance. You can read more about bros on the bro code
A dude that saves your life turns into a bro through a brolification during the saving

If you've been friend with a dude for a long time it turn into a long-term, indirect brolification

If you met a dude and connect (in a broly way) a brolification will occur
Brolification by Bro guru January 24, 2011

Brotification 

The mandatory notification, to a bro (or bros) that you are with, of an attractive female that you witness. Providing that bro the opportunity to check her out as well. Seriously Bro, don't be selfish.
Bro 1 - "Dude check her out." (points)

Bro 2 - "Nice, thx for the brotification."
Brotification by Trashydike October 17, 2011