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dicknailed 

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.
Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.
Dicknail by desilu321 February 16, 2012

dickamid 

When three men penetrate a woman's/man's vagina and/or anus, and stack them upon each other.
Bill, frank, and I gave Sally Sue a dickamid after the dance.
dickamid by Mr_Munchies February 3, 2015

dicknazi 

term for an overprotective ( of her boyfriend ) girlfriend and/or lover and/or spouse. (of the female variety) to be used as an endearment rather than an insult. for maleism see boobnazi
"Candice, you're a Dolt! I dont fancy your boyfriend, ya' Dicknazi!" ( playful shove )
dicknazi by Beigegummybear December 1, 2005
a hangnail on one's penis
"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."
dicknail by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

dickname 

whats your dickname? let's think of one.
sagachunga...hmm maybe if ur asian.
morpheous..hmm that guy's black.
little white...no my dick is big
moby...could work
whats a penis?...no thats jewish
steakster...sounds too delicious
megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge....yep thats the one.
i have to go play with megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge.