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Cotchie is the vagina of a tranny that has gone through the complete transition, however due to extreme financial limitations and poor materials to work with, the end product is less than desirable. Due to these unfortunate circumstances it cannot be considered a true "coochie."
Did you hear, Darkholme has finally finished he(r) transition! She has a coochie now!
Yeah but she didn't have the bankroll for the good model so she had to settle for a cotchie.
Cotchie by Everfade June 15, 2014
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The Great Coochie Wars 

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
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We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?
Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant
Crumb of Coochie by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.
"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."