Talking Jesus 

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.

Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?

Talking Jesus by AsianVision August 26, 2011

talkin to jesus 

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high

Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.

talkin to jesus by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

Taking the A-train for Jesus by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

Taking a jesse 

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

Taking a jesse by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022