The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

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cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

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Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.

1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.

Cockpittance by Fotofly November 26, 2010

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Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.

Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.

Crockpotting by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

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