Flight 370

When someone you're interested in and talking to all of a sudden stops and you have no idea why, or when they stand you up and don't tell you.

"I was really into Mari, but then she boarded Flight 370 I guess."

I was supposed to have coffee with Maxx, but I guess he got on Flight 370."

Flight 370 by jdod April 21, 2014

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Flight 370

The flight I wish you took.

You: "Hey Anon, what flight should I take?"
Me: "Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
You: "Ok, thanks!"

Flight 370 by MalaysiaAirlinesFlightMH370 May 12, 2014

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flight 370

adj. Inexplicably lost.

"Hey, why are you so late?"
"Dude, my keys were totally Flight 370. Couldn't find them anywhere."

flight 370 by J R Paulson April 22, 2014

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Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.

Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

Malaysia Flight 370 by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014

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Malaysia flight 370

Simply means missing

Homie 1: yo dawg my dad ran away when I was all baby uno
Homie 2: so was he blick or was it a Malaysia flight 370 ting??

Malaysia flight 370 by Fancy shmancy sauce machinery February 20, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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