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a beast, normally one that swims. really fast
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are
"Hey did you see that thing??"

"Yeah, I think it was a Falk!"
Falk by jackson12kk May 18, 2009
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Falk is a German Name. He's amazing and very sweet, always listens and helps. Never hurt him and treat him right because he deserves the world. Anyone would be lucky to have him in their life and Hes probably a good kisser
Oh thats Falk? He's adorable
Falk by chamberisdaddy November 21, 2021
Verb. A contraction or blending of the words 'talk' and 'fuck'.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.
He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
falk by Sonni Hopkins November 11, 2008
A Verb. A contraction, or a blending of the verbs 'to talk', and 'to f*ck'.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.
I can't wait to falk with you!
I love the way you Falk with/to me!
Falk by sonni hopkins November 21, 2006
to facebook stalk, or to continually check on someone's facebook homepage to gather information
I was falking Suzy the other day and she is now dating joe.
falk by Lukie12 May 6, 2008
we are falk
falk is us
falk is what, all of us, deep inside- are
we are falk
i am falk
you are falk
everything is falk
from the dawn of this universe
to the end
we are falk
Falk is not a not only one man but its everyone falk is the people

"The falkists believe that everyone and everything is composed of a single entity- falk"
everyone
because everyone is falk deep down
they just dont know it yet
Falk by Falk is me February 3, 2022