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Wongster 

A Wongster is one who dedicates himself and his life to physics while having major depression (daily pills), being adopted, and being disappointed in your own students. A Wongster would make physics references during intercourse, i.e "What is the velocity of my penis?" "The answer would be 0 since the definition of velocity is d2-d1/t, include vectors"
Hey Aidan, would you like to be a Wongster today?
All you talk about is physics, stop being such a Wongster.
Wongster by anti-wongster October 7, 2021
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wongster 

a fake, a phony, a fugazy
Philip is a wongster
wongster by F50 July 16, 2004
A fake gangster, a wannabe gangster, faux ghetteo, rich bitch, rich rapper, thinx hes ghetter. (wannabe gangster= Wangster)
Yo, shizzle, he aint got game, he just a wangster man.
wangster by catholic.shcool.girl. November 24, 2003
"What's up with Johnny lately?"
"He's become a total wangster. Ever noticed that crowd of wangsters he hangs around with?"
Wangsters by Danisaurus WRECK January 23, 2009

Relative Wangster 

A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.
Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.

1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)

2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you

3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.
You say you a wangster but you need to stop fronting.
wangster by Nina January 22, 2003