Definition; Quaided, derived from the character Quaid in Total Recall, meaning to be have been so mind-bendingly drunk that your memory might as well have been effectively wiped. A state so beyond merely not being able to recall what happened last night, that you might as well have taken a trip to Mars for all you know.

"I did what? Said I was a secret agent working under cover, from Mars? I don't know anyone called Richter, why the hell would I see him at the party? God I’m so Quaided right now, I’m never drinking again! Can't remember anything. Hold on, I feel another chundah coming, somebody open that window, give des people ayuh!!!

Quaided by Quaid2012 July 29, 2012

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quaddled

Description of the wrinkles which appear on fingers and toes after long immersion in water

After one hour in the hot bath Lauren's fingers were so quaddled she could barely use her I-phone.

quaddled by Good Value August 8, 2015

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