Super Boner 

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

Super Boner by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

super boner 

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

super boner by crazy b February 10, 2005

Super Boner 

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

Super Boner by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

super saiyan boner 

having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)

Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.

super saiyan boner by Goku boner January 26, 2014

super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

super mega awesome boner pownage by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

superboner 

A boner that is extra long and hard.

"Wow is that like a superboner?!"

superboner by Capernicus January 13, 2004

superboner 

a superboner is a disease that sometimes can be given to you by a smitty or you just get it anyway
what happens when you get this disease is you all you body parts get aroused or erect and eventually you will get hard to anything you see which makes your bones harden and you start to t-pose randomly you will stay like that for awhile

until you stop seeing the object you got aroused by

guy 1:shit bro i got raped by a smitty yesterday but the doctor said i got a superboner

guy 2: fuck

superboner by yelsuiscool December 5, 2018