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Ratchetry 

There is some ratchetry going on up in that apartment.
Ratchetry by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

Ratchetry 

There is some ratchetry going on up in that apartment.
Ratchetry by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

ratchetry 

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans
Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.
ratchetry by Goldmines February 14, 2012

Ratchetry 

Used to describe the act of twerking while being classy.
Then she began to tell me that she was a boss ass bitch. Ahahaha! I mean, that ratchetry although. Haha yolo!

I mean, and then she decided to get on the floor and just twerk and I mean, such ratchetry really, ahahaha turnup!

Oh my god you wouldn't believe the ratchetry I saw yesterday. This woman dropped her thun-thuns. I mean, the struggling has got to be real.
Ratchetry by take-a-random-guess January 11, 2014

Ratcheteer 

Noun.

A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.

Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:

1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress

The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.

Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.

Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
Ratcheteer by SON and BBOY November 24, 2012

ratchetize 

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.
Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.
ratchetize by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018