Mandela 

When the government fucks you.
Especially when they control your media. Also a sacred awakening and if you piss off the mandella it will probably destroy the government without even realizing it.

Mandel: Was it Mandela or Mandella? I CANT REMEMBER BUT I REMEMBER WHEN GOOGLE BOUGHT YOUTUBE. AND THEN YEETED YOUTUBE.

Mandela by ||♡|| October 24, 2020

Mandela 

A word that exemplify someone who conquers hatred and hardship metered on them in a somewhat legitimate way by virtue of their insistence to fight for a just cause. Someone who overcomes the hatred and rises up to become a leader of a sect of people, living and touting forgiveness and togetherness and able to bring partys of discord to accept each other. Such a person stands out of the shadow of hatred, is able to forgive and love back and essentially becomes an icon loved by many. He can be termed as a political savior in some ways or a peaceful jihadist.

You are a mandela.
Are'nt there any more mandelas to show us the way to do this?
You have lived a mandela life.
Can you mandela yourself?

Mandela by eaojnr December 10, 2013

Mandela 

A now famous everyday term for Marijuana, this colloquialism was coined by english schoolchildren just days after Mandela's release from prison on 11 February 1990, its highbrow nature and nonsensical link to the anti-apartheid South African jailbird meant it was a perfect code word when discussing your sweet mary jane. Frequently used in the teen soap opera Hollyoaks during the early noughties gave the phrase its noteriety, however it's covert nature was now lost due to the extreme popularity of the programme.

Let's get baked, i've got some gnarly Mandela

Mandela by cat and mouse killer November 29, 2010

Mandela 

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

Mandela by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

Mandela Effect 

Named after the famous Nelson Mandela this conspiracy theory Is when a large group of people remember something being a certain way, but when people go back and look at it, it has changed or is gone in this universe with no reasoning other than "it's always been like that"

Two popular theories on the Mandela effect are:
Time Travel- Some believe that times travels have come back to the past and changed one little thing that ended up changing many other things kinda like the butterfly effect Think about it the future has already happened so even if time travel is say 1,000 years in the future it has already been done which means time travelers are going back to the past which is our present and changing little things.

Parallel Universe- Others believe that sometime in the last decade or two the world went through a black hole or that our "original world" ended and now we are in this Parallel Universe where something changed in the process of switching or going through the black hole. (most think in the years 2000 or 2012 this happened cause many thought the world was gong to end)

Kayla: Do you remember those books we used to read with the family of bears? The Berenstein Bears.
Danielle: MANDELA EFFECT! It has supposedly been the BerenstAin Bears the whole time!
Kayla: No way! I remember that vividly as a kid!
Danielle: Same here!

Mandela Effect by GameofThronesjunkie January 2, 2017