Jan's Law 

A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."

Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."

Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."

Jan's Law by +*+*+ April 9, 2010

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code

Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious

Jan's disease by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013

Famke Janssen 

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

Famke Janssen by Adrian October 8, 2006

Janssen Auto Group 

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.

Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.

Janssen Auto Group by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021

famke janssen 

Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)

Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.

famke janssen by Dr Love October 12, 2003

Janssen 

Coolest guy in existence

Guy: Janssen's a true friend

Janssen by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016

Beej Janssen 

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

Beej Janssen by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023