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jerkitis 

a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite sex.
ex. Man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and I think I caught the jerkitis.
jerkitis by loserpenguin1234 December 8, 2013
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Muscle Jerkitis 

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.
Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."
One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.
Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.
Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

jerkitivity 

The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.

The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.
"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."

The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!
jerkitivity by Yemyl November 13, 2011