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farticles 

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.
GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!
farticles by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Farticles 

The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
Farticles by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticles 

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.
Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.
Farticles by lenjowery February 21, 2011

farticles 

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released
farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into
farticles by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles 

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart
person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles
farticles by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009

Farticles 

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.
Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!
Farticles by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017