Dante's The Inferno 

Quite possibly one of the most influential books in an entire era. Dante Aligheri is the author of The Inferno which is an epic story of how Dante crosses the nine circles of hell. The poetic form is what is currently known as a tursa rema. Dante himself was the first writer who entered Europe into the Renaissance because of his reforms in writing and his general genius and influence over an entire continent.

"Through me the way is to the city dolent; Through me the way is to eternal dole; Through me the way among the people lost. Justice incited my sublime Creator; Created me divine Omnipotence, The highest Wisdom and the primal Love. Before me there were no created things, Only Eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"
-Inscription of the gates of hell Canto III

Dante's The Inferno by Dante Alighieri September 9, 2005

Dani's Dick 

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

Dani's Dick by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022

Dante's Personality 

Devil May Cry 1: An actual Person

Devil May Cry 2: A stone-faced void of personality

Devil May Cry 3: Somewhat a return to 1

Devil May Cry 4: Takes nothing seriously and makes the most important of matters a joke

Dante's personality changes:
1: "Finally, I was getting tired of playing your childish games!"

2: "..."

3: "You guys totally wrecked my shop!"

4: "Haha, c'mon!"

Dante's Personality by Vito R October 22, 2008

a Daniel's quarter 

Noun. A quantity well over half. Customarily three quarters. An unfairly large share.

A Daniel's quarter of the UK's tax revenue is generated through a combination of income tax and corporation tax.

'Genius is 1% inspiration, and a Daniel's quarter of perspiration."
- Albert Einstein

a Daniel's quarter by Fnarg February 8, 2012

Daniel's Corollary 

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.

We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.

Daniel's Corollary by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023

jack daniel's 

A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!

Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.

jack daniel's by Melissa Todd August 5, 2006

Lick Daniel’s balls day 

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls

“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”

Lick Daniel’s balls day by Bob682 May 18, 2022