Jon David Foster 🥽
Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.
“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”
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“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”
- Love Jizz & Dadeline <3
Jon David Foster 🥽 by Jizz_Dadeline December 27, 2021
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jon david covert by definerlolz November 23, 2013
David Jon
David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
David Jon by amorbella6 December 17, 2011
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!