Seaver 

To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.

Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?

Seaver by Bloodfury November 18, 2009

Seaver 

A cute boy that can surprise you

Omg....my bf got me flowers for my bday,he's such a Seaver

Seaver by PillowFace101 March 29, 2016

Seaver 

Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.

A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*

Seaver by the afrocolypse November 14, 2010

Seaver 

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

Seaver by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013

Seaver 

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

Seaver by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Seaver 

A person with a God complex and a big dick

Seaver is so cool

Seaver by The Real God complex March 4, 2023

seaver show

a sea otter and a beaver show

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn i wanna go see a seaver show tonight come with me dudeeeeeeeee

seaver show by seaverlover January 6, 2017