Commutabate

to masturbate in you car whilst stuck in a traffic jam going to or from work

the traffic was so slow i had to commutabate on the way home last night

Commutabate by tonyl999 November 15, 2013

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commutemate

1. someone that you hook up with on the way to work or school

Tommy hated work, but loved having Mary as his commutemate

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to have a conversation while jerking your small weener

I always communibate with my my grandma when she calls because she has the hottest voice i've ever heard.

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/ke’ myoota kāt/ (verb) To communicate using your phone during your commute. Could be talking, texting or email.

I'll commuticate with you when I'm in the car...OR...Stop commuticating and drive.

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The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.

I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.

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To utilize a modern communication device or software beyond necessity to a level of unhealthy immediate personal gratification.

How can you expect to do well on such a big test if you're going to communibate on your twitter all night.

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