Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner'
s back as a canvas, use the feces to
paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-
bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in
honor of Dali. Very Surreal...
After a Boffo
night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young
Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A
real Dali Sanchez.