An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

bologna tugboat by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

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Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

Ap biology by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

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bologna bowl

A tasty microwave treat consisting of bologna, eggs and cheese
or a deformed uncircumcised penis.

Did you hear about the guy Jenn was with? I heard he had a bologna bowl.

bologna bowl by #bolognabowl October 17, 2018

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Fuck Biology

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

Fuck Biology by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017

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