squirmatron

A baby or child who does not stop moving when you holding them or when you set them next to you.

The squirmatron wiggled his way out of his mother's arms.

squirmatron by Solid State Brain October 22, 2013

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Squidatron

Part Punkatron, part Squid. The Squidatron.

Hey wow! look at that! thats one big squidatron!

Squidatron by Steven January 27, 2004

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Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.

OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.

Squirtation Marks by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020

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squirtathon

A group of women masturbating in a competition to see who can squirt the furthest.

Determination and a lot of practice will improve my chances of winning the squirtathon.

squirtathon by McDoodlefee April 14, 2021

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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