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Pull a daddy 

When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
I don't feel like working today, I'm going to pull a daddy
Pull a daddy by Captain tickler October 26, 2017

Pulling a Sound of Music 

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.
Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep 

girl i got your loving on repeat and i bet you never had it like this real good loving light up your wrist. last call are you coming with me. i got some things you want to see, tell all you’re friends that you’re busy they know
they know that we got the chemistry.
love how your body feels on me.
when we get back, let me get that.
skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep
use it in a sentence: “look! skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep”, exclaimed mark, with his non-existent drivers license.
alternative/synonym: vroom, riding in my van, honk honk

Pulled a Takei 

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.
Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.
Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Pulled an Amber Heard 

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.
Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."