blowbob 

The act of putting a balloon, water balloon size preferably, in another persons anus and then blowing it up with mouth or straw until it pops, causing extensive amounts of pleasure.

"What happened to jimmy?"
"I don't know, ever since that blowbob at that party he received, he hasn't been the same."

blowbob by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

BlowBoB 

Basically just giving SpongeBob a blowjob

Mr.krabs: “SPONGEBOY-ME BOB, I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BLOWBOB, ILL GIVE YOU 50 CENTS FOR IT”

BlowBoB by Ena1010101 February 6, 2022

blowbob 

blowbob is a when one recieves a blowjob while watching spongebob.

Dude, she gave me a blowbob while I was watching my favorite episode!

blowbob by quincy55 December 1, 2010

BlowBob 

The act of reviving a blowjob while watching an episode of SpongeBob.

Guy 1:"Man I got a blowbob today!"
Guy 2: "Really, what episode was it?"
Guy 1: "Episode 42"

BlowBob by FabledEnigma August 26, 2015

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022