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Pirouette 

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)
Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.
Pirouette by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Pirouette 

when your life does well for a split second and then fucking crashes like an icbm
person1: man, dave had a massive pirouette last week
person2: yeah, he got laid and then his mom died
Pirouette by Personhumanman September 15, 2022

pirouette my whistle 

leash pirouette 

The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.
I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.
leash pirouette by lefsehead June 10, 2009

acrobatic fucking pirouette 

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES
wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

Moist Pirouette 

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.