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Alaskan Penis Fuck 

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

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someone you hate very much and want to just erease from all your memories
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When you have no better name to call someone
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A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
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